2008 Hall Of Fame Question

What's uglier than Brian Butch's elbow?

2008 Hall Of Fame Answer

Brian Butch's elbow, next to Seth Gorney!

The Future

SBU recruit B.J. Mullens proves the future of the All Ugly Team is so bright, you gotta wear shades.

Hightower Low Point

Cheerleading isn't all it's cracked up to be.

"Lobo", Loosely Translated

... means: "Painfully Ugly Jacket"

Separated At Birth?

He Knew Why Other Kids Wouldn't Sit By Him

... and he heard what they called him. But it didn't bother "Stinky". In fact, he learned to enjoy the solitude. And besides, you can't beat extra leg room at Assembly Hall.

Sutonpigmentosa

Prolonged exposure to Goran Suton ...
... explains Drew Neitzel's vision problems.

Double Double

Have you ever seen Mr. Burns and Bo Ryan in the same place, at the same time? Didn't think so.

From Top To Bottom, We've Got Ugly Covered

The All Ugly Team is sponsored by The University Book Store, "Your Hideous Socks Connection" since 1990.